Whatchamagonnacallthis?

Oh well, what's new these days? For one thing, switched to the New Blogger.....slightly better interface it looks like. Labels are also available....and provision to change text colors for cluds like me. Fantastico!
I'm never the one at the bleeding edge of technology upgradation....I've learnt enough in my life as an SAP Consultant that it's not always a good idea to do so! :-)

Was walking to my car this evening on my way back from work...there was this non-descriptive bird chirping away to glory. I looked around and since there was no one, I whislted at the bird as loudly as I could. Not at all normal for me to do such a thing, let me tell you...must be the frickin' cold that gave me a brain cramp...that bird made the shrillest (!) possible sound a bird can make and flew away rather abruptly. I realized I might have pissed him off or something, so he got mad at me and went away....I probably told him "Fuck Off!!" in bird-speak.....God Knows!

My work buddy and I were talking the other day..... In short, an exchange of sentences resulted in the following associations made by us..

Scrawny dude --> Kid Rock --> Pam Anderson --> Does Silicone float in water? --> If Yes, bad idea to try and murder Pam by drowning!! :)

Next day: Friend confirmed that silicone does NOT float by trying with his new baby's pacifier in a vessel and declared that silicone sinks.....also found out can be made to float via a air bubble...

Then we started thinking about new inventions....what if we actually put in air into the implants....that would be awesome because it would act as a flotation device and people with boob jobs and butt jobs NEVER have to worry about learning swimming!!

My super-intelligent brain then came up with this idea of WHAT IF we not only just have air in the implants but also have magnets....therefore resulting in naturally better cleavage for the women sans anything else....that would be frickin' awesome!! :-) Talk about a WIN-WIN situation!

However, my friend quickly pointed out the flaws in my theory.....such as paper clips flying off the desk and landing you-know-where, staplers and scissors acting frisky due to magnetic pull etc,. However, I still feel that may not be such a bad thing after all!

Oh well.....time to shut this puppy down and do more creative thinking! :-)