Too frickin' good!! :-)

Too funny!! I was surfing along on Dilbert's website....and found this gem of a mission statement generator! I'm sure there are a number of companies that have lifted this straight-up from Mr. Adams "Mission Statement Generator".

Some quotes por favor:

We have committed to seamlessly promote excellent meta-services in order that we may professionally provide access to progressive infrastructures in order to solve business problems.

It is our business to conveniently disseminate enterprise-wide leadership skills to stay competitive in tomorrow's world.

We exist to seamlessly provide access to diverse benefits to allow us to dramatically pursue parallel products.

I know I'm acting like a little kid who's discovered his favorite little game.....but it's too good to not share!

Thank you Scott for making my otherwise dull gloomy and rainy sunday here in Raleigh, NC.

P.S. - Cannot believe that this guy even sells food! Initially, I thought it was a joke.....but noooooooooooooooo! Please visit Dilberito.com for details!