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Saturday, December 30, 2006

Bhagam Bhag - A review

Bhagam Bhag....a movie that evokes a deep sense of disgust. Kulli and I actually went to see "The History Boys" but the projector was not working...so we were told that we could watch any other movie for free. The choice was between this one and Kabul express so it was going to be a close one (on the Crappy scale) either way :-)

At this time, let me delve into some deep philosophy....please stay with me on this one. Nothing is Free.....let me tell you that again...NOTHING IS FREE!! :-)

If we didn't pay any money to watch Bhagam Bhag (and Thank God we didn't as that would have scarred me for life!), we spent...make that WASTED...2.5 hours of our valuable time sitting there.

I couldn't believe that people were laughing at some of the jokes....I mean seriously, I was on the verge of crying for seeing such a shitty movie and there were people busting out laughing! Either my existence is too jaded and I'm ready to die or some peoples' sense of humour is seriously twisted!

Paresh Rawal is a joke himself....somebody pay the man some money to shut up....he's a talented actor but I guess he gets paid like 1000 rupees per flick, so he has to work constantly to pay his bills and therefore ends up with nonsensical roles.

Govinda....makes me think of the Lord Govinda.....as in mujhe please is duniya se utha le bhagwan Govinda....juvenile at best....well past his prime and what a prime that was! :-)

Akshay....I dont even want to type anything beyond this point.

One of my many new year's resolution that I am very confident I will stick to:

I shall not see another Hindi movie ever again UNLESS it has been corroborated as worth seeing by ATLEAST two INDEPENDENT parties whose judgement I trust implicitly.

So there...final comments....please dont see the movie and with the money you save, please eat paani puri chat to guarantee enjoyment of your time and money! :-)

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