Pluto is Dead, Long Live Pluto!!

Damn, this is bullshit man!! Why on earth....err....Pluto would anyone demote the planet from it's current status to that of a "dwarf" planet? Isn't that Planetary discrimination? Isn't it plain wrong to label it a midget? Come on people, have a heart....

Who should Pluto sue to get it's status back? What is it's legal recourse in this situation? Does it need to go lift weights to bulk up and therefore gain enough mass to get some "self-gravity"? Screw that!

I mean who the fuck are we to set basic criteria for celestial objects to "pass the test" and be considered a planet? Sorry Mr. Pluto, a GPA of 3.0 will mean that you are a "midget"....this is ridiculous!

To learn that this was done on the last day of the IAU's assembly in Prague reeks of a rigged ballet....only the "remaining midget astronomers" decided to feel better about themselves and so beat down on poor Pluto's status! where the fuck is this Prague place anyway, if it's causing so much trouble?

Counterpoint, to be honest, I dont think Pluto gives a rat's ass (or whatever a rat is called there) about being called anything....It'll hop along (elliptically ofcourse) it's merry way until one day....one day.....a true every-dog-has-it's-day one day, it's path will cross that of Neptune's.....that day, Pluto's gonna have itself a party....collide into Neptune with whatever force it's got....and then you freaking earthlings.....if y'all are still around....change your freaking textbooks (provided you aren't vaporized as a result of incurring Pluto's wrath!) to say you can count 7 planets.....

I suspect Pluto will have the last laugh....and take atleast one or two more planets with it....as collateral damage!! I would!

Until then, Long live Pluto!

P.S. - Note to self to read this in 20 years
P.S. Squared - Lose the weed! :-) NO.......Not even for medicinal purposes! :-(